stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

(Source: willoughbooby)

michelebachmann:

Ron Swanson explains taxes. [X]

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

“But the Bible says…”

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falltesticlee:

i need to watch this like

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

(Source: buffayyyyyyy)

smalldonghaver:

the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx)

hey-imgrump:

333333333333333339999999:

im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared

she keeps me warm

hey-imgrump:

333333333333333339999999:

im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared

she keeps me warm

(Source: cumprices)

wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

(Source: memewhore)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(Source: zefron)