envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat)

witxit:

me every birthday

witxit:

me every birthday

(Source: isexualdisaster)

snorlaxatives:

when did 10:00 go from “hm i should start getting ready for bed” to “hm not too late to start a movie”

dating advice?

@Anonymous

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

clearlypositive:

one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(Source: edsbigcock)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile)

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