My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried
when you see a dog from across the street
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.
have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye