you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
“But the Bible says…”
the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"