playstation2chainz:

fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(Source: fook-me)

(Source: seraphimkin)

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures)

neatpotatoes:

me during the whole month of october 

(Source: vine.co)

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

encourage:

October is the best month

(Source: minoverboard)

queerlava:

all i want in life is to look hot when i laugh

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

image

me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?