homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

clearlypositive:

one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(Source: edsbigcock)

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: baeddelbutch)

(Source: snlgifs)

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

(Source: karinaisab)

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(Source: the-psycho-cutie)

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian)