fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
October is the best month
all i want in life is to look hot when i laugh
walking a drunk friend like
|me:||where do you live?|
|vegan:||I'm a vegan|
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?